unwanted guest

Well, that unwelcome guest showed up...uninvited. I mean, let's face it! I know I can't be pregnant so can't I just get an outie belly button when it's that time of month instead of making me go thru 7 days of discomfort & inconvenience? Wouldn't that be so much better for everyone??

There was an increase on the scale this morning, but I expected it when I saw my enemy was finally here. For the first time in about a month I am having a craving...I want salty chocolate...same thing every time that *^&%*& come to visit...no other time...EVER do I crave chocolate or salt. In fact, salt isn't even something I keep handy to use.

Bonus is that I'm drinking the chocolate Isagenix Shakes...so at least the chocolate craving is taking care of.

I was going to start a 2 day cleanse but I just can't with Aunt Flo around. I'll stay on the shake days until it's lighter & I feel emotionally stable LOL KIDDING! I feel fine! But I would rather have the shakes to control the craving then to really cheat.

My tummy doesn't really hurt this time. I am thinking it's the Isagenix! And my regular panties are fitting comfortable even though I have some bloat....first time for as long as I can remember that I don't have to wear my super fat granny panties for Aunt Flo.

Ohhhhh so get this! This weekend was high 40's & low 50's. I spent most of Saturday & Sunday doing yard clean up. Well, as the sun went down on Saturday & we were still putting together the swing set @@ (a long story LOL) it got cold. So I grabbed the first jacket in the closet...one I haven't worn in a few years because I couldn't close it...it zipped!! Zipped all the way up! I could bend a little but it got tight as I did....then on Sunday I again, grabbed the first lighter jacket I could find. I put it on not intending to close it, but just to have it on to keep me a little warm. I stuck my hand in the pocket & found this ticket stub thing from something we went to with Criss Angel in 2003! I haven't worn that jacket since 2003...out of curiousity I snapped it shut...the entire thing closed! When I bent over, they popped open...but I still got them closed!!! That is A HUGE DEAL!!!
UGH! I was going to measure myself...OK after Aunt Flo leaves I have to measure myself. I know from my panties that I have lost inches at the very least.

Oh & just since I"m bagging...I have to RAVE about the new Mary Kay limited edition eye color & eye liner. They are AWESOME!!

Singing: I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty & witty & bright. And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight LALALALALALALA